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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 08:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Asia-Pacific markets trade mixed as investors assess Trump claims of 'done' deal with China - CNBC

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

I read this: "Putin is a brilliant, courageous, ingenious, determined, beloved, and incredible modern leader. He is currently the world’s most effective and strong leader, the best the world has seen in centuries." What do you think about this?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

If English makes 3 additional gender terms to accommodate for XXX, XXY, and XYY people, what would be the most realistic terms for those genders?

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.