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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 02:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

Mark Hamill Say Carrie Fisher Told Him to Embrace His Star Wars Fame - Variety

Still no good

Loons and Moons

No go.

What do you think hell is like?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Why are daughters mean to their mothers?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do I get bored with porn so quickly? I can watch maybe half a video (5 mins max) and then get bored and do something else. I don't watch porn often, just a teenager. 17.

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

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share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

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No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Did Meghan Markle Use Her College boyfriend For Star Power?

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What should you do if a police officer comes to your house and asks for someone who doesn't live there anymore?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones