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14.06.2025 08:17

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Asia-Pacific markets trade mixed as investors assess Trump claims of 'done' deal with China - CNBC
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?
No go.
Unacceptable again!
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Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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