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12.06.2025 02:38
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
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Still no good
Loons and Moons
No go.
What do you think hell is like?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Why are daughters mean to their mothers?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
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share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
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No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Did Meghan Markle Use Her College boyfriend For Star Power?
Unacceptable again!
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So, the docs changed it to read
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones